ALLIANCE, Ohio — What is the first thing you do when your wife steals your stash?
Well, for one Ohio man, it was to call 911.
According to WJW, 39-year-old Robert D. Collins called authorities to report he and his "lady" were having a disagreement.
He told the 911 dispatcher he purchased cocaine earlier that day and his wife took it.
Officials said Collins then went on a profanity-filled rant most likely directed at said "lady."
Police said when officers arrived at Collins' house, he told them there was no emergency and wouldn't say why he called 911.
Authorities said they found a marijuana pipe on Collins and that he had an active warrant.
Collins is now facing charges for the misuse of 911 and drug paraphernalia.