Which Utah school has fewest STDs? Colleges tested in DWR Quagga Bowl 2015

Posted at 10:24 AM, Sep 11, 2015
and last updated 2015-09-11 14:57:29-04

It’s on! The showdown is underway… Which Utah school will emerge with the fewest STDs?

STDs of the sea, of course, skiff-transmitted diseases.

The Utah  Division of Wildlife Resources is putting colleges to the test in “Quagga Bowl 2015.”

It has placed helmets from Utah State University, the University of Utah and Brigham Young University in Lake Powell to see which team will put up the best fight against the dreaded STD of the sea, quagga mussels.

The team’s helmet pulled out with the fewest STDs of the sea will be crowed the Quagga Bowl champs of 2015.

So who are you cheering on in the Quagga Bowl 2015?