West Valley City Police whisker winners let the fur fly to end mustache madness

Officer Millet wins "Dirt Lip", the prize for the little follicles that couldn't. #MustacheMay pic.twitter.com/jfw42yEDT2

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The "Most Disturbing" award goes to Officer Madsen. No surprise there. #creepy #shoein #MustacheMay pic.twitter.com/FgQBCftoa3

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#MustacheMay contestants lined up for judging... And possibly some heckling by their peers. pic.twitter.com/mpm7YX27jh

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Officer Rhodes wins #WVC Employee's Choice award. His salt & pepper prowess earned him @redrobinburgers spice! pic.twitter.com/kgWaBFBwdc

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Sgt. Hauer wins "Most Fitting" and vows to go under the razor immediately. #MustacheMay pic.twitter.com/8WazW56rPn

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Officer Willoughby wins Dispatcher's Choice. Thanks to our friends at #VECC for their votes! pic.twitter.com/Wxlt2WRA69

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#MustacheMay categories: Best of Show, Most Disturbing, Most Fitting and the Dirt Lip award. Judging is underway! pic.twitter.com/gNjICFTBJd

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Officer Pugmire praised for hair on lip, ridiculed for lack of hair on head. #MustacheMay pic.twitter.com/ZW5a06w68B

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Judges resort to measurements to evaluate these super 'stache specimens. pic.twitter.com/eQMLPrcTc9

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Officer Millett flexes for judges in hopes to sway them. His wife chants in the crowd, "shave it off!" #MustacheMay pic.twitter.com/nGT7VZl0sd

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We're excited to donate proceeds of contest to @ChristmasBoxInt! Thanks for all the good you do! pic.twitter.com/ESxnhTCbSL

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